RequiemPosted By Jamie
Date Monday, 31 December 2018, at 6:06 p.m.
There's a dense fog on the canal tonight and I walked down to look. I ended up stepping in a pile of minners (that's minnows for y'all that talk funny) and some of them moved! Stupid anglers could've dumped them in the water. So I found a Styrofoam cup, I didn't know it belonged to a gang of black ants and I got bit. Well don'tcha know that I picked those little fishies up in my cup of water, put them in the canal and watched them float off. So I killed a bunch of ants to save some dead fish.
I came back to the camper and lit a candle in their honor.
Speaking of ants, I'll give you a tip I learned since I moved here. Red ants are nothing like black ants. They're like a huge cult that builds elaborate communities all over the place. There's a big one near the camper and I stuck a stick in it because that's how I roll and before I could say, "Ow, ow, ow, ow!" they had climbed my stick! There are millions of them and they bite like little bitches.
Carry on with your lives now...
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