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Butterfly Under Immense Pressure Not To Fuck Up Timeline With Misplaced Wing Flap

Posted By Turd Ferguson
Date Tuesday, 12 March 2019, at 11:34 a.m.

MANAUS, BRAZIL—Paralyzed by the infinite possibilities involved in moving from his branch, a Menelaus blue morpho butterfly admitted Tuesday that he was uncomfortably aware of the potential to irrevocably damage our timeline with a single misplaced beat of his wings. “I’d really like to flit over to the fern, but the…


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