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Harried Woman On Train Quickly Doing Plastic Surgery On Face Before Work

Posted By Turd Ferguson
Date Friday, 10 May 2019, at 11:42 a.m.

CHICAGO—Speculating that the self-anesthetizing, scalpel-bearing woman must have left the house in a big hurry that morning, passengers on a crowded Chicago Brown Line train confirmed Friday that a fellow rider attempted a quick session of plastic surgery on her face while on her way to work. “She must have overslept…

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