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Panicked Oyster Praying That Lump It Feels Forming Only A Pearl

Posted By Turd Ferguson
Date Wednesday, 29 May 2019, at 11:54 a.m.

PORTLAND, ME—Reassuring herself that the lump she felt forming between her fleshy mantle and hard outer shell was almost certainly not worth panicking over, a Pemaquid oyster prayed fervently Wednesday that the growth was merely a pearl. “I’m sure this is nothing, but I don’t remember noticing it until the other day,…

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