Pistachio-Eating Man Achieves ‘Flow’ StatePosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Wednesday, 7 November 2018, at 3:21 p.m.
CHULA VISTA, CA—Awed and profoundly moved after witnessing such Zen-like serenity and focus, sources close to pistachio-eater Lawrence Carmichael confirmed Wednesday that he had achieved a complete “flow” state while snacking on the shelled seeds. “I believe his consciousness tuned out all extraneous stimuli or…
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