Naked Man Refusing To Let Unworthy Attire Touch His Body Until Launch Of New Onion Store MerchandisePosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Wednesday, 14 November 2018, at 12:03 p.m.
PERRIS, CA—Saying he was unwilling to compromise his ideals by dressing in lesser-quality garb, naked man Jon Russo confirmed Wednesday that he was refusing to let unworthy attire touch his body while he awaits the launch of new Onion store merchandise. “My body is a temple and deserves to be draped in finery of a…
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