Archaeologists Apologize For Murdering Last Remaining Neanderthal In Fit Of Crazed BloodlustPosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Friday, 16 November 2018, at 1:31 p.m.
ANGERS, FRANCE—Expressing their contrition over the unfortunate incident, a team of archeologists from the Smithsonian Institution held a press conference Friday to apologize after discovering the last remaining Neanderthal and then immediately murdering him in a fit of crazed bloodlust. “The entire team is deeply…
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