Nation Admits Being So Coked-Out In ’80s They Have No Memory Of Reading ‘Cujo’Posted By Turd Ferguson
Date Monday, 19 November 2018, at 1:01 p.m.
BANGOR, ME—Admitting that their decade-long overindulgence in recreational stimulants rendered their memories “pretty much a blur,” the American populace admitted Monday to being so coked-out during the 1980s that they had no recollection whatsoever of reading Stephen King’s best-selling horror novel Cujo. “I have an…
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