Horrified Nation Wakes Up On Cyber Monday To Find Amazon Echo Devices Embedded Beneath SkinPosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Monday, 26 November 2018, at 4:07 p.m.
WASHINGTON—Scratching at the smooth, glowing bumps and simultaneously screaming with horror, 325 million terrified Americans reportedly awoke Cyber Monday to find Amazon Echo devices embedded deep beneath their skin. “When I went to bed, I was totally fine, but now I have this big, round smart speaker bulging out of…
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