104-Year-Old Reveals Secret To Long Life Being Cursed By Witch To Wander Earth EternallyPosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Monday, 22 October 2018, at 3:12 p.m.
KENNER, LA—Sharing the key factor that had the greatest impact on his durability, 104-year-old Wallace Skinner revealed Monday that the secret to long life was being cursed by a witch to eternally wander the Earth. “I do the crossword every morning, I have a glass of scotch with dinner every night, and in 1937, an…
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