Trump Boys Swallow Luggage Keys In Case They Get Locked Up In Jail And Need To EscapePosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Wednesday, 28 November 2018, at 4:04 p.m.
WASHINGTON—After procuring a tall glass of chocolate milk to expedite the process, Eric Trump and Donald Trump Jr. reportedly swallowed two sets of luggage keys Wednesday in case they went to jail in the near future and needed to escape. “After the keys, we need to gulp down these maps I drew so we can find our way…
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