Zoologists Discover New Fastest Land Animal After Pumping White-Tailed Deer Full Of SteroidsPosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Friday, 7 December 2018, at 3:27 p.m.
MADISON, WI—Shedding new light on the now-500-pound forest-dwelling antlered ungulant, zoologists at the University of Wisconsin–Madison announced the discovery of a new fastest land animal Friday after systematically subjecting a white-tailed deer to a regimen of specially tailored anabolic steroids. “Some cheetahs…
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