Frat Nutritionists Dare Americans To Swallow More Live GoldfishPosted By Turd Ferguson
Date Wednesday, 12 December 2018, at 11:51 a.m.
NORMAN, OK—Claiming that the average person needs to just man the fuck up and do it already, frat nutritionists attending the University of Oklahoma dared Americans on Wednesday to swallow more live goldfish. “We’ve discovered that consuming two to three live goldfish per weekend significantly reduces the risk of…
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