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Wall Street Worried About Key Recession Indicator After Ominous Black Storm Clouds Spotted Atop Mount Money

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 15 August 2019, at 3:53 p.m.

NEW YORK—In response to a leading economic barometer portending woe to come, Wall Street officials expressed concern about a looming recession Thursday after ominous black storm clouds were spotted atop Mount Money. “While consumer spending and jobless claims are certainly important bellwethers, we were forced to…

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