Breaking: The Onion Has Detected A Virus On Your Computer

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 29 August 2019, at 12:41 p.m.

YOUR LOCATION—Noting that a complete scan of your memory storage had found spyware that could harm your data and compromise your privacy, a late-breaking report released Thursday confirmed that The Onion has detected a virus on your computer and the only way to make your personal computer safe for use was to download…


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