Fashion Designers Announce Plans to Wave With Both Hands, Bow Slightly

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 21 June 2019, at 9:22 a.m.

NEW YORK—Dressed completely in black outfits accessorized only with ornate brooches, the nation’s fashion designers announced plans Friday to wave with both hands and bow slightly at the end of their fashion shows. “We’re well-pleased to continue standing at the end of the catwalk with vaguely mysterious smiles on our…


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