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Grandmother Contracts Herpes 5 Minutes After Checking Into Nursing Home

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 19 September 2019, at 1:56 p.m.

COLUMBUS, OH—Noting that the 85-year-old’s luggage had not even been carried from the foyer to her new room yet, medical staff told reporters Thursday that area grandmother Mary Rosenstein had contracted herpes within five minutes of checking into Tompkins Manor nursing home. “She got her name tag, she got her welcome…

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