NFL Pre-emptively Adds Whatever Bullshit Gronk Hawking To Banned Substance List

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 20 September 2019, at 8:30 a.m.

NEW YORK—Claiming the measure was a necessary precaution to prevent what must be some pretty terrible side effects, representatives for the National Football League announced plans Friday to add whatever bullshit Rob Gronkowski was hawking on social media to the banned substances list. “We’re looking out for the best…


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