Rookie Forest Ranger Not Getting Hopes Up About Seeing Tree On First Day

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 20 September 2019, at 12:15 p.m.

SHERIDAN, WY—Lowering his expectations in an effort to avoid disappointment, rookie forest ranger TJ Hayward told reporters Friday that he was not getting his hopes up about seeing a tree on his first day of work. “If it happens, that would be great, but I’m not going to hold my breath for a lodgepole pine on day…


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