Nation’s Men Holding Acoustic Guitars Announce Plan To Idly Strum While You Try To Talk To Them

Posted By The Onion
Date Monday, 24 June 2019, at 9:08 a.m.

WASHINGTON—Fingering a few chords while approaching the lectern at the press conference, the nation’s men holding acoustic guitars announced their plans Monday to idly strum while you try to speak to them. “We believe the best response to any attempt to engage us in conversation is to nod our heads while tinkering…


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