Audubon Society President Spends Another Morning In Attic Feeding Nation’s 2.9 Billion Missing Birds

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 20 September 2019, at 5:17 p.m.

DOBBS FERRY, NY—Climbing the wooden stairs into a room overflowing with bird droppings, loose feathers, and owl pellets, Audubon Society president David Yarnold reportedly spent another morning in his attic Friday feeding the 2.9 billion birds reported missing by avian researchers. “How are all my precious angels…


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