God Fucking Damnit, Live-In Maid Sorted Satins And Cottons Together Again

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 24 September 2019, at 12:54 p.m.

WESTCHESTER, NY—Despite expressing to her on numerous past occasions the gravity of making this sort of mistake, sources confirmed Tueasday that, God fucking damnit, the live-in maid had sorted the satins and cottons together again. “Oh, for Christ’s sake, how many times have we told Maria not to put the baronet weave…


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