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Experts Recommend Families Have Plan For Ditching Weakest Member In Case Of Disaster

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 26 September 2019, at 12:43 p.m.

WASHINGTON—Assuring citizens that catastrophe survival can be as easy as locking their feeble-bodied relatives in the basement and throwing away the key, emergency management officials recommended Thursday that families devise plans to ditch their weakest in the event of a disaster. “Most Americans know to instantly…

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