Home Depot Introduces New 100-Pound Bag Of Mulch For Fucking Up Back In Garden Section

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 26 September 2019, at 3:27 p.m.

ATLANTA—Touting the product as the easiest way for DIY-ers to seriously injure themselves, Home Depot introduced a new 100-pound bag of mulch Thursday for fucking up your back in the garden section. “Made from all-natural organic materials, our new too-heavy bag of mulch is perfect for absolutely destroying your spine…


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