Paul Manafort Trying To Ferment Vintage Cheval Blanc In Toilet Tank

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 25 June 2019, at 9:02 a.m.

NEW YORK—Hoping to replicate the Bordeaux wine’s rich flavor profile, Paul Manafort reportedly attempted to create an approximation of a vintage Château Cheval Blanc Tuesday by using a toilet tank to ferment various liquids he had squirreled away inside his prison cell. “It definitely has that oakiness I’m going for,…


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