His Holiness Has Repeatedly Stated This Is Not A Cult

Posted By The Onion
Date Wednesday, 2 October 2019, at 10:00 a.m.

DEATH VALLEY, CA—Commanding that the heinous term shall not be uttered in the halls of their sacred temple, the cloistered enclave of truest of the true believers declared Wednesday that Father-Brother, His Holiness, Master of All The Spheres and Stars, has repeatedly stated that this is not a cult. “For the ninth and…


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