Excited CDC Employees Begin Decorating For Flu Season

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 3 October 2019, at 11:30 a.m.

ATLANTA—Adorning their headquarters with wreaths of vomitous greens, cyanotic purple bunting, and jolly, glittering papier-mâché viruses, researchers and clinicians at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention began putting up decorations Thursday for the 2019 influenza season. “Coming to work is fun this time of…


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