New Patriotic Gatorade Ad Shows Terrorists Being Waterboarded With Gatorade

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 4 October 2019, at 12:21 p.m.

CHICAGO—Blaring the national anthem as soldiers stood holding red, white, and blue sports drinks, a new patriotic Gatorade ad that aired Friday showed terrorists being waterboarded with Gatorade. “Gatorade is the official drink of protecting the American homeland,” said Gatorade spokesperson Ally Hawthorne about the…


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