Nation Ashamed To Admit They Would Probably Look Up John Goodman’s Nudes If They Leaked

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 4 October 2019, at 3:53 p.m.

NEW YORK—Expressing remorse for their weakness and total lack of self-control, Americans across the country were ashamed to admit Friday that they would probably look up John Goodman’s nudes if they leaked. “Look, I’m not proud of it, but if I found out John Goodman’s iCloud got hacked and a bunch of his naked photos…


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