Study Finds Over 55 Million Deaths Could Be Prevented Annually By Some Sort Of Immortality Serum

Posted By The Onion
Date Wednesday, 9 October 2019, at 2:30 p.m.

MADISON, WI—Concluding that such a breakthrough would greatly improve the prognoses of patients with terminal conditions, a new study released Wednesday by the University of Wisconsin School of Medicine found that more than 55 million deaths could be prevented each year with an immortality serum of some kind. “We…


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