Congress Reaches Compromise To Admit District Of Columbia Into Union As Slave State

Posted By The Onion
Date Wednesday, 26 June 2019, at 8:42 a.m.

WASHINGTON—Calling the measure “a solution that satisfies both the Democrats’ desire for representation and the and Republicans’ job-creation strategy,” Congress announced Wednesday they had reached a bipartisan compromise and will admit the District of Columbia into the Union as a slave state. “After listening to…


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