Department Of Education Vows To Crack Down On Cocky Little Assholes Who Hand In Test Early

Posted By The Onion
Date Monday, 14 October 2019, at 9:00 a.m.

WASHINGTON—Vowing to take a stand against the smarmy fucks who must think they’re some kind of hot shit, the U.S. Department of Education announced Monday that it would crack down on cocky little assholes who hand in their test early. “The American public school system will no longer tolerate any student who dares to…


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