Nation’s CEOs Sign Pledge To Continue Fucking Over Americans

Posted By The Onion
Date Monday, 14 October 2019, at 1:57 p.m.

NEW YORK—Explaining that they wanted to put their commitment to oppression in writing so that everyone knew where they stood, the nation’s CEOs signed a pledge Monday to continue fucking over Americans. “As the business leaders of this country, we promise to never, ever stop fighting to ensure that the vast majority…


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