HUMOR

Encouraged Marine Biologists Project Oceans Will Be Nice, Simmering Seafood Bisque By 2040

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 15 October 2019, at 8:30 a.m.

KINGSTON, RI—Explaining that their recent findings indicated that climate change would have some positive effects on the environment, encouraged marine biologists at the University of Rhode Island projected Tuesday that the planet’s oceans will be a nice, simmering seafood bisque by 2040. “Within the next 20 years or…

Read more...



Read more

This post was created from content on the Internet.