Bernie Sanders Renounces Call For Economic Equality After Brush With Death Teaches Him Money Isn’t Everything

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 15 October 2019, at 9:36 p.m.

WESTERVILLE, OH—Revealing that his heart attack left him worried that he’s spent too much time obsessed with things that do not matter, Bernie Sanders renounced his past call for economic equality during Tuesday night’s debate after his brush with death taught him that money is not everything. “I’ve spent 50 years…


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