Aggressive Flagellate Just Going Around Whipping Other Single-Celled Organisms

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 17 October 2019, at 3:12 p.m.

BOCA RATON, FL—Succumbing to its inherent lash-based nature by releasing its hostility on innocent microorganisms, an aggressive flagellate was observed just going around its shared petri dish Thursday whipping other single-celled organisms. “I was just suspended in solution here—just like any other day—minding my own…


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