Mark Zuckerberg Announces All Of Facebook’s Future Decisions Will Be Made By The Cube Of Justice

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 18 October 2019, at 1:24 p.m.

MENLO PARK, CA—In an effort to put to rest concerns about the direction of the social media giant, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced Friday that all of the company’s future decisions would be made by the Cube Of Justice, which reportedly cannot be questioned nor misled by any mortal means. “We’ve heard your…


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