Newly Discovered Scrolls Suggest Jesus Devoured Twin Messiah In Womb

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 22 October 2019, at 7:30 a.m.

JERUSALEM—In a discovery that casts new light on the immaculate conception and subsequent immaculate gestation, biblical archeologists at Cambridge University announced Tuesday that newly translated scrolls suggest that, during fetal development, the as yet unborn Jesus Christ devoured His twin Messiah in the womb.…


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