Area Woman Will Have To Be Way More Fucking Pregnant Than That If She Wants To Be Offered Subway Seat

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 22 October 2019, at 1:18 p.m.

NEW YORK—Explaining how she was “barely showing,” local man Kevin Martin told reporters Tuesday that the woman who just got on his subway car will have to be way more fucking pregnant than that if she wants to be offered his seat. “There’s no way I’m standing up and moving for someone who looks like they just got…


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