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Secret Service Opens Fire On Section Of Slippery Floor That Attempted To Take Out President Carter

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 22 October 2019, at 5:12 p.m.

PLAINS, GA—Responding with deadly force to a threat that left the 39th president of the United States in the hospital, Secret Service agents confirmed they opened fire Monday evening on an expanse of slippery flooring that had made an attempt on the life of Jimmy Carter in his own home. “It’s unclear how a hostile…

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