Greatest Genius In Cow History Killed, Eaten

Posted By The Onion
Date Monday, 28 October 2019, at 8:30 a.m.

OMAHA, NE—Demonstrating intellectual ability far surpassing any other member of its species, H4B3447, the greatest genius in cow history, has been killed, butchered, packaged, and eaten, agricultural sources confirmed Monday. According to those familiar with the animal, H4B3447 demonstrated problem-solving and…


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