Man Asks Every Trick-Or-Treater If They’re The Real Dracula Just In Case

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 31 October 2019, at 5:50 p.m.

CLIFTON, NJ—Saying he was unwilling to take any chances with his safety, local man Jay Tierney confirmed Thursday that he made sure to ask every trick-or-treater if they’re the real Dracula, just in case. “Obviously, Halloween can be a lot of fun, but if you show up at my doorstep with fangs and a cape, I’m gonna need…


Read more

This post was created from content on the Internet.