TC Energy Says Keystone Pipeline Failed Due To Protestors Making It Lose Confidence In Itself

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 1 November 2019, at 1:21 p.m.

CALGARY, ALBERTA—Laying the blame squarely at the feet of those who pushed the state-of-the-art pipe system towards self-sabotage, Canadian oil company TC Energy held a press conference Friday to announce that the Keystone Pipeline’s 9,000-barrel leak was due to protestors making it lose confidence in itself. “Having…


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