Catholic Priest Stuck In Remote Backwater Town Thinking About Molesting Kid Just To Get Transferred

Posted By The Onion
Date Wednesday, 6 November 2019, at 9:00 a.m.

YELLOW SPRINGS, OH—In an attempt to extricate himself from the moribund lifestyle of his rural town, Catholic priest Father James Callahan found himself seriously considering child molestation this week as a possible avenue of being transferred to a different parish. “There’s just nothing interesting going on here,…


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