Billions Of Blessed Souls Forced To Wander Earth During Heavenly Fumigation

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 7 November 2019, at 12:55 p.m.

EARTH—Describing the situation as “less than ideal,” billions of blessed souls were forced to wander around Earth this week during a pest-control fumigation of Heaven. “Even after living a life of faith, service, purity, and good works, we’re told that for the next 36 hours, we’re not allowed in His Everlasting…


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