Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

Posted By The Onion
Date Tuesday, 9 July 2019, at 12:38 p.m.

MILFORD, CT—Bemoaning the tremendous loss of time and resources, frustrated executives at the Subway restaurant chain have scrapped a $150 million advertising campaign featuring Jeffrey Epstein, company officials confirmed Tuesday. “Goddammit, we were just gearing up to launch Jeffrey Epstein as the new face of…


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