Trump Picks Little Eugene Scalia—You Know, Antonin’s Boy—To Lead Labor Department

Posted By The Onion
Date Friday, 19 July 2019, at 4:15 p.m.

WASHINGTON—Receiving a Cabinet-level appointment that surely would have made his old man proud, little Eugene Scalia—you know, Antonin’s boy—has been selected by President Trump to serve as the nation’s new labor secretary, sources confirmed Thursday. “I always knew little Geney from down the block was destined for…


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