Aging Congress Moves Into More Manageable Single-Story Ranch Capitol

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 25 July 2019, at 8:00 a.m.

WASHINGTON—Explaining that the lawmakers had really begun to slow down over the last few years, the aging United States Congress announced Thursday that they would move into a more manageable single-story ranch Capitol. “We don’t do too much nowadays anyway, so it’ll be easier to have a smaller place—plus, all those…


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