Insecure Infant Worried He Unworthy Of Animatronic Toy Rabbit’s Love

Posted By The Onion
Date Thursday, 25 July 2019, at 10:00 a.m.

CLIFTON, NJ— Confessing he feels a pang of guilt every time the bunny says “You’re my best friend!,” infant Justin Weber confirmed Thursday he worries constantly about being unworthy of the deep and evidently unconditional love shown to him by Hopsy, his animatronic toy rabbit. “Any day now, Hopsy will see the real…


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