New USPS Commercial Says They Proudly Send More Fingers For Kidnappers Than Any Other Shipping Company

Posted By The Onion
Date Wednesday, 31 July 2019, at 12:25 p.m.

WASHINGTON—Touting their service as the number-one choice for American abductors, a USPS commercial that premiered Wednesday highlighted the company’s history of proudly sending more fingers for kidnappers than any other major shipping company. “When you’re trying to get proof of life to its destination in order to…


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